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1:00 lmao this is the rowdiest shit I’ve ever heard. They did such a great job with this scene, especially the one on the left.
6:00 did that random guy just say he owns the Long Branch??
8:10 I take it they aren’t fond of Yankees.
11:45 shit I’d mount up and be the fuck out of there pronto.
14:25 if the burro meant that much to him he should have never left it unattended after a situation like that… I sure the fuck wouldn’t have.
16:32 I mean come on, this Weed fella is a wimp. It’s lame. He needs to grow some nuts.
20:06 NOW he’s gonna move along? NOW HE’S GONNA MOVE ALONG?!?!??!!!
21:18 I swear this guy’s dumber than a box of shit, honestly they can kill him but just leave the burro alone.
22:00 at least he’s got some smart people looking out for him in this ONE instance, but I think his character is ridiculous… no way he made it that far in his travels without getting killed. It’s just straight up unrealistic.
23:08 wait, what!? Well, fuck me!!!
23:45 MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Now that’s old west justice right there, baby!!!!!!! I don’t see a damn thing wrong with it.
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1:00 oh wow, is this episode about one of Matt’s past love interests? That’d be kinda nice.
1:11 is that her?? She’s a looker.
1:20 wow this is heavy, so Doc’s wrapping up her arm while the hotel manager’s talking about people previously attempting or committing suicide in the hotel’s history. Wow man, I didn’t expect them to touch on a topic like this!
3:42 lol he patted that guy’s horse on the ass!!!
4:25 well I don’t like her as much as Miss Kitty but it’s good to know he’s at least shagged a bitch before!?
4:50 she didn’t botch it, she just wanted attention. Seems like Marshal Dillon likes ’em either crazy or risque.
6:10 oh Miss Kitty ain’t gonna like that at all, and as far as I can tell, Matt ain’t really on board with it either. I don’t rightly blame him. A shifty broad showing up again after all those years is just weird.
6:20 send her over to the Lady Gay for God’s sake.
6:35 “There’s no such thing as a gray cat.” That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
7:20 lol this is what Miss Kitty wears to bed? Good Lord… glamorous much??
13:15 this is the first woman he’s actually sent over to work at the Long Branch as a dance hall hussy. I should be celebrating this epic moment, but alas… lmao, it feels like an empty victory.
14:10 yeah, it’s definitely worse than being a saloon girl.
15:20 I mean Kitty’s right about everything she’s saying, but I think she’s got Matt pegged all wrong on this one. He’s gonna nail that chick and I ain’t talking about in the bedroom either. He’s not interested in her.
16:25 ROFLMFAOOOOO this SCEEEENNNE. Roflmfaolololol. LOL!!!!!!!!! Oh man Kitty’s mad.
21:25 can’t get one over on Marshal Dillon… what a man!!!
23:30 kiiiinda hoping he shoots her, and I bet Miss Kitty wouldn’t mind either, bwhahahaha!!! I guess that opener at Boot Hill was kind of a spoiler if you think about it.
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0:30 no Boot Hill opener on this one. Some of them didn’t have it. Maybe these were the ones that deviated from the radio show scripts.
1:20 it’s so weird how I thought about the whole Johnny Depp/Amber Heard fiasco when I read this title, and this scene is all about this guy describing how when a man gets prodded and pushed too far “Ain’t you got a right to rise up and strike against him?” Kinda spooky. Sounds like he’s describing a situation between two men, but still. “Ain’t he responsible for his own hate and meanness, ain’t he partly to blame for making you want to kill him?” Sooo weird. And who the hell has ever heard of “Amber” as a surname anyway? Sounds like the universe talking, to me. I don’t really believe in coincidence.
2:28 I meeeean, basically everyone in this show has publicly declared that they were gonna kill somebody at some point, so nah Chester, I’d say there’s a chance he means it.
5:15 sometimes Marshal Dillon makes me feel all wild inside.
10:00 fricken weirdos.
14:08 that’s a little dramatic.
14:50 I can tell this guy can hardly take his role seriously, it’s just so ignorant and extremist.
20:50 lol… couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!
There just aren’t enough hours in the day to watch Gunsmoke.
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0:07 oooohhhh, Marshal Dillon… is your backside a sight for sore eyes!
God he’s so beautiful. He’s so gorgeous. When I started out watching Gunsmoke, I had no idea I’d be so smitten with James Arness.
1:44 I’m sorry, but if this is the “boy” he was referring to in the intro, I don’t fricken like him at all and I’m not gonna have an ounce of compassion for him. They’re lining us up to hate this character, there’s no way they aren’t. Maybe the intro was about somebody else.
2:25 he does have a cute mouth though.
Nothing is better than Gunsmoke.
3:30 “All the Shortys and the Curlys and the Slims”… like pure poetry. His voice is like music to me.
I wonder if they listened to the corresponding radio show/episode before they filmed each one?? Or if they just went off the words on the paper script and never tried to get a gauge from the radio show? I think it’s preferable if they didn’t concern themselves with the way the radio show episode went and put their own spin on certain things.
4:11 so like… when was he gonna tell her that, exactly??
4:28 I love how he guides her ass down onto the chair… *nanarub* I’m gonna have to watch that again.
Oh God he’s so fuckin’ hot.
5:20 I love how he just blinks at her compassionately… *lustful yearning*
6:04 “I’d be obliged if you’d come and lay the pipe on me directly, Marshal.” *dancing banana*
6:20 oh come on, he knows every last motherfucker in Boot Hill, he knows where that guy’s buried.
8:30 damn, this lady’s annoying.
14:00 wow, he needs to throw that dumb bitch in jail.
20:26 I kinda hope she gets caught in some crossfire.
21:00 those ARE some nice pants though.
23:11 OMG MARSHAL DILLON GOT SHOT.
24:00 I wanna get soooo naked with Marshal Dillon. I can’t wait to see him in color!!!
24:45 yeah no shit you were lady, now why don’t ya quit yer yammerin’ and let the good marshal scoot on along to the Doc so he can NOT DIE?!?!?!?!
25:00 another episode that just ends right after Matt gets shot, no scenes at the Doc, no reassuring he’s totally fine, just ends like everything’s cool, lmao.
25:30 sounds like they’ve changed the pitch/speed of the closing theme and made it sound a bit… happier. Definitely more spiced up. It’s very pretty.
It’s the 65th Anniversary (2020) Edition box set of every episode (and special commercials) of Gunsmoke, ever.
All 635 episodes on 143 DVDs.
That’s right…
I get to start from EPISODE ONE, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So a quick product review…
First of all let me just say, this box set was made with a lot of love and care.
I don’t think it could have been designed better, they did their level best.
The packaging is very nice, it’s gotta be one of the biggest box sets ever.
I would say this box set was a quality control nightmare, and I commend every person who put these sets together one by one.
I want these DVDs to be protected and last FOREVER, so I got a 160 capacity semi-hard shell CD storage case, which worked absolutely beautifully for this purpose.
I checked every single DVD and made sure it played as I was unpackaging the boxset and putting the DVDs into their cushy new home.
Every DVD was in fine working order, there were no duplicates, there were none missing. Other than a few discs that had gotten free inside the case, there was nothing out of sorts.
There was ONE disc that had strange dirty areas on the label side, and I spotted a huge finger print on the reverse side of one other disc. Other than that, they were flawless.
Sooo many DVDs. Insane. It’s an absolutely massive show and I do legitimately wonder if there’s ever been a larger box set ever made.
The one thing I’d have to suggest is to release future box sets in one of these semi-hard shell zipper cases straight away instead of in the hard plastic cases that are customary for DVDs. It’s VERY nerve wracking to remove each of the DVDs from the original case, and I recommend grabbing the DVD on each end so that you put balanced forced on the whole thing rather than from one side only… one of those discs could very easily crack otherwise. None of mine did though, I took my time and was very careful. But I’m relieved to have the separate sleeve/holder bag so I never have to put those precious DVDs through that strain again.
What a wonderful box set, I’m not kidding, I am absolutely over the moon about this.
The box set is the ONLY way to watch the ENTIRE series, as it stands at the time of writing.
Even if it were to be available in whole on a streaming service… I am just not a fan of depending on services, and “the cloud” and all these other third parties in order to be able to watch my favorite content.
I want to OWN it.
I believe that this box set is absolutely a worthy purchase for any Gunsmoke fan.
I tried not to like the show… LOL, I tried to find fault with it, I tried not to enjoy every episode I randomly selected. I tried not to fall down the rabbit hole, but I just couldn’t avoid it. I fell in love with Gunsmoke…
And it’s fucking on.
So begins my journey through this legendary show.
This evening, I begin from episode one.
There will be no commercials. There will be no streaming. There will be no buffering. There will be no unwanted interruptions.
What lies ahead in this journey is pure pleasure, many laughs to be had, tears to be shed over poignant plotlines…
And lots of drooling to be done over the sexy cowboy men and wild western ladies that I’m about to have the honor of laying eyes on.
As I was checking each and every DVD, I noted a few things…
The thing I was most excited about was that legendary first color episode. When I got to it in season 12, I was amazed. It was far more beautiful than I expected it to be.
I noticed that the characters looked like an 1800s photograph come to life. It’s not only in color, but it’s in some of the most beautiful, warm, vivid coloring I’ve ever seen.
The red hair is luscious, the blue eyes are piercing, and the sets and scenery look like they truly are right out of the late 19th century. “Impressive” doesn’t even begin to describe the quality of this show on every level.
The sound and picture quality of the DVDs is excellent, the captions seem to be very satisfactory to my snobbish expectations from what I’ve seen so far.
If any Gunsmoke fans ever find this commentary, I want you to know I feel our kinship. You may dislike my verbiage and you may not agree with the things I say, but we’re family. Bottom line.
I’m about to watch the very first episode over a righteous dinner…
And so it begins.
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